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But Mr. Haniyeh, Why is My Bus Ticket to the March of Return Only One-Way?

"Maybe I could work in the Hamas Headquarters Bunker underneath Gaza Hospital! That seems like a nice job."

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Obama Wins 2nd Nobel Prize for Creating the Israeli-Saudi Alliance

The electrified crowd burst into applause when Mr. Obama strode into the room to accept his prize. "Please excuse my lateness, I was leading from behind...Then again, we are the one we've been waiting...

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Play George Galloway/Ken Livingstone Bingo!

With the upcoming Liverpool stage show of George Galloway and Red Ken Livingstone, what kind of drinking game will we play?

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Natalie Portman’s New Film Set in Parallel Universe Where She Doesn’t Say...

The latest satire from the Daily Freier

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Mocking Nike? He Just Did It!

The Daily Freier is ready to show just how #Woke he is with the Wokiest set of Woke Memes this side of Wokeachusetts

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Michael Chabon Revisits the Story of Abraham

Satire alert

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Ahed Tamimi Wakes Up From Nightmare Where She Was in an Arab Jail

“So in this dream, Real Madrid didn’t give me a jersey when I got out of the Arab prison…. come to think of it, in my dream I never get out of prison."

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With My Magic Glasses, I Can’t See the Antisemites in My Party, by Chuck Schumer

When I slip on these magic glasses, I can't see that the Democratic Party just elected a Congresswoman from Minnesota who said that "Evil Israel" hypnotized the world!

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This Hanukkah, I’m Gonna Gaslight You for 8 Days! By Linda Sarsour

Some Hanukkah satire from the Daily Freier

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My Nation of Islam Security Detail Said That I’m Not a Bigot, by Linda Sarsour

But you know what? I am not a bigot! And you know who has my back on this? The Nation of Islam Security Team that we hired for the Women's March!

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“Ariel Gold Breaks Quarantine With the Voices in Her Head”

SCENE: The Middle Eastern Foods Aisle at a Wegmans in Ithaca, New York. Ariel Gold is in Deep Thought near the hummus section.....

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Peter Beinart Named Israel’s Next Top Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Peter Beinart was nominated to serve as Israel’s Next Top Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. And yes, this is a satirical post. Continue reading Peter Beinart Named Israel’s Next Top Crazy Ex-Girlfriend at...

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Peter Beinart Builds Bi-National State in Minecraft And Moves There

Occasional Israellycool contributor The Daily Frier sure loves to mock Israel-hater Peter Beinart - and he's done it again Continue reading Peter Beinart Builds Bi-National State in Minecraft And Moves...

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Archaeologists Discover Amer Zahr’s Last Good Joke

A recent archaeological expedition has uncovered an amazing breakthrough in Middle Eastern History: "Comedian" Amer Zahr's last decent joke. Continue reading Archaeologists Discover Amer Zahr’s Last...

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Netflix Presents: “Me, Myself & Maree” (Satire)

Follow the hijinks as Kamran transforms himself from a sketchy weirdo from Luton who is obsessed with Israel Continue reading Netflix Presents: “Me, Myself & Maree” (Satire) at Israellycool.

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IDF Discovers Mohammed El-Kurd’s Closet in Gaza Tunnel

Some good old fashioned satire about rabid antisemite Mohammed El-Kurd by our friends over at The Daily Freier Continue reading IDF Discovers Mohammed El-Kurd’s Closet in Gaza Tunnel at Israellycool.

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Play George Galloway/Ken Livingstone Bingo!

With the upcoming Liverpool stage show of George Galloway and Red Ken Livingstone, what kind of drinking game will we play? Continue reading Play George Galloway/Ken Livingstone Bingo! at Israellycool.

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Natalie Portman’s New Film Set in Parallel Universe Where She Doesn’t Say...

The latest satire from the Daily Freier Continue reading Natalie Portman’s New Film Set in Parallel Universe Where She Doesn’t Say Dumb Sh*t at Israellycool.

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Mocking Nike? He Just Did It!

The Daily Freier is ready to show just how #Woke he is with the Wokiest set of Woke Memes this side of Wokeachusetts Continue reading Mocking Nike? He Just Did It! at Israellycool.

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Michael Chabon Revisits the Story of Abraham

Satire alert Continue reading Michael Chabon Revisits the Story of Abraham at Israellycool.

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